Cheaters never prosper?

So an update while I have the internet available.

So the pool party was quite cool.  There was a beer bong (basically downing beer through a pipe with a funnel) which I did twice and there were some burgers.  Several people ended up in the pool in their clothes.  Not me – although a few photos of me posing in my speedos may end up on Facebook so watch out! So anyway there was swimming and beer and it was good.

 Afterwards we went to the place next door which was a strip club called Cheaters.  Not somewhere I would usually go and to be honest felt a bit uncomfortable especially as the strippers kept sneaking up on me.  There was one called “Kisses” and then another one randomly sat in my lap and I had to jump up and shout “gay” repeatedly at her to get her to leave me alone.  The others all seemed to be enjoying themselves though:  Vanessa was really getting it on with the stripper.  I was talking to Lieke who is Dutch and was telling her she was too classy for this joint and she then went off and got a front seat and the stripper licked her tit!  Our bus driver Charlie was drinking with us and some of the others gave him some money so he went off for a private dance – I’m not convinced we will actually leave for Miami at 8am tomorrow. 

As you might have guessed I bailed early as I am blogging this at 10pm our time. 

Tomorrow we are off to Miami.  Unfortunately the party cruise has been cancelled as the company went bust but hopefully Kontiki will find a cool alternative instead. 

Glad you are enjoying my blog Batters.